July 29 2014, 10pm


stars-cant-do-it-not-today:

Mr Creepypasta need to come out with a perfume line, so when someone asks me what scent I’m wearing I can say…

"Fear"

or

"I just wet myself" 

or

"Pizza"

(Source: kitt-chan)


July 28 2014, 10pm


Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s


bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

I did both as well…. XD

(Source: manda)


July 28 2014, 10pm


meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

(Source: meladoodle)


July 28 2014, 10pm


homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs


July 28 2014, 10pm


supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking


July 28 2014, 10pm


jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.